(Sing it)
On the first day of New York
When we got out of the air
We went straight to Friedman’s
To eat in Herald Square
On the first night of New York
We climbed way up in the sky
And watched the bright lights
From 86 floors high
On the morning of day two
We slipped below the ground
Took the subway to Yankee Stadium
Way Uptown
On the second day of New York
The kids played with slime and goo
At a place down in SoHo
Called SlooMoo
On the second day of New York
Through the fake bags in Louis brown
Me and grandmother
Survived a walk in Chinatown
On the second night of New York
We trained to Belmont Park
And watched NHL hockey
Until way, way after dark
On the second night of New York
Midnight in Times Square
A bike taxi ride
With a $200 fare
On the morning of day three
The rains came from the sky
So we had a big breakfast
To stay dry
On the third day of New York
A date to The Lion King
Grandmother and Banks
Watched Pumbaa and Timon sing
On the third day of New York
Christmas on Wall Street
We drank at Delmonico’s
But we did not eat
On the third day of New York
With my son to Bleecker Trading
Bought some cards
But could feel my energy fading
On the third night of New York
Date night on Avenue A
I felt under the weather
So we really couldn’t stay
But the food was super funky
And the pasta super good
Shame I had to eat it in the hotel
Instead of the cool East Village hood
On the morning of day four
We saw the Christmas tree
And resisted
A Saks Fifth Avenue shopping spree
On the fourth day of New York
The Rockettes stole the show
While me and the kids
Walked the city super slow
On the last night of New York
Live from MSG
The Knicks one thirty six
The Raptors one thirty
As we walked to the hotel
A cheese pizza slice in hand
I thought This City
Is the Greatest in the Land
On the fifth day of New York
I can say without a doubt
It was a wonderful holiday trip
But I’m completely worn out
anything but khakis 